Working with a coked out chick and an old man’s puke behind our booth. Really, wtf?
July 2011
65 posts
Yeah we’re those two teens waking up at 7:55 to jog over in our pjs & slippers to move a parked car in a meter spot. @mandrewjung.
Im driving an oversize SUV-truck blinded with a wardrobe in the trunk… maybe a lion & a witch too. Chi, get off the streets. I warned you.
Maybe it’s because i’m hungry, but the city is producing a plethora of interesting smells. Each block is like a walk and sniff.
GymClassHeroes@LincolnHall wif muh girl Mani. Thanks for the tix boo!
RT @ChristopherDXS: What a horribly ignorant parent. RT @PeanutFreeMom: Parenting Tip: Tattoos + piercings + drugs = Dead at 27.
Amy Whinehouse died today. Alongside shes pictured in a pop culture music article in The Wall Street Journal, but not as a rememberance..
Ran into a dude i dated on his longboard-“was that you guys who whistled at me”…my response-“no, it must’ve been the squirrels.”
Commuted to work with @loudxlaugh (spank you!) this morning. Could i ask for a better way to start off my day? see what i did there? Rhymin!
Damn, people have been bumming me out major this week #artificialsuperficialityfoolsme
Mom cat adopts injured squirrel. The cat mother, Tito. The kitten, Paco. And the baby squirrel, Firulais. They became family last year, when Rubén Darío Gaviria, who lives in Colombia, found the squirrel under a tree, limping and unable to climb up. The squirrel instinctively cuddled with him, hiding from the cold weather.
I need a big fat anti-insomniatic pill. Any clue where to find one?
I always imagine what it’d be like to sleep with one of those flutist musicians at craft fairs. Luring you in bed with their instruments…
The moment when your ex boyfriend’s best friend steps on the same L car as you and stares at you for the entire ride. #momentsiwishtoavoid
I have two dudes placing bets on how long i live. if they win i owe them a trip to Vegas. Taylor-“i believe in you. You’ll live past 35”
As im buying the office parking tix, the dude tells me how someone threw a fire extinguisher thru a rear windshield. Some CSI shit goin down
To clarify my previous tweet.. Lylab is aim for “love ya like a bro”. #rememberaimppl?
Steak BBQ & BLLime plus playing with cats @mandrewjung pad with the dudes. These are the laid back summer nights i live for.
L>Metra why? Because the L bullets through this storm while Metra delays and stops.
Breakfast: Whole Foods samples Lunch: Chicago’s Dog House. This is how broke ass college students do it!
Saturday game night: Star Wars Monopoly with 90s tunes to jam to & snacking on 80s subs. Hitting up all the rad decades tonight.
My car is turned off waiting to get into Tinley for Warped. Youd think theyd get their shit together for this event to let people in. #bfml
This week is qualifying for the Best Week Ever. The office gave me a raise! BOOYASHAKA. Cupcakes all around!
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Woah, yes i am a half, yes HALF an hour early to work. This neve ever happens. #winning
Pink Berry is coming to Chicago! →
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And there will be free frozen yogurt!
i may have peed in my pants, just a lil bit. http://t.co/j1vyTxx